Why So Serious: How come abbreviated is such a long word?

WHy So Serious: If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it ?

Why So Serious: If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Amazing True Facts: Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase “Baby Mama” in a satirical poem published in Poor Richard’s Almanac.

Amazing True Facts: On a dare, former President Rutherford B. Hayes declared war on Chile for 17 minutes.

Amazing True Facts: Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfather was the first person to own a television.

Amazing True Facts: Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the “Martha,” and the bottom socket the “Jasmine.”

Amazing True Facts: In sign language, there are 72 ways to say “drawbridge.”

Amazing True Facts: Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone’s mouth.