Shoes

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make?A: Slippers...

Sex Position

What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby ? Ask your parents...

Lines men use

I love the lines men use to get us into bed...

It's in the genes

How can you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?Pull down it`s GENES!

It's in the genes

How can you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?Pull down it`s GENES!

Why fake orgasms?

Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay...

Shoot it

How are shotguns and mother-in-laws alike?If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!...

Sexual harassment

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women...

Why ET has big eyes

Question: Why are E.T.`s eyes so big? Answer: Because he saw the phone bill!...

Cover

What did the Bra say to the Hat?"I`ll cover these two, while you go on ahead.