Teacher:  All of you must sleep for 8 hours everyday.
Student: Impossible Sir! College is open for six hours only.

Some thieves entered into house of a Nepali police inspector at night.
Wife: Get up, get up, there are thieves in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty.

A Tele Communication Manager was shivering with cold. His son rings a doctor.
Doctor: What happened ?
Funny Tele Communication Manager Son: I don't know the disease, but dad is on vibration mode.

A Haryanvi was going to honeymoon with his beautiful wife in a taxi.
Driver adjusted the rear-view mirror.
Haryanvi angrily: You are looking at my wife. Sit at back seat. I'll drive the car.

A Gujarati Babu and a Hindi Babu go to theater to watch Jurassic Park movie.
Dinosaur was coming near the screen. Gujarati Babu starts trembling with fear and hides under a chair.
Hindi Babu: What happened Gujarati Babu? Why do you afraid. It is just cinema.
Gujarati Babu: I am a man, I have brain, I can understand it is cinema. But Dinosaur is an animal. How does he know it is cinema.

Husband and wife were going to market. On the way they saw a donkey.
Funny Wife: See your relative, say good morning to him.
Funny Husband: Good morning, father-in-law.

3 Nepali guys were riding a scooter. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Funny Nepali Guys: Sorry sir, we are already 3. There is no space at all.

Girlfriend: Will you love me so much even after marriage.
Funny Boyfriend: Ofcourse, I am fond of married girls.

Beggar to Gujarati: You neighbour gave me 4 chapatis, pulse and rice to eat. You also give me something to eat.
Funny Gujarati: Have this digestive tablet.

Gujarati's Wife to Gujarati: You are one in thousand.
Gujarati slaps her and asks: Who are the other 999?