Ik Marathi girl post-office me money-order karvane jati hai.
Postmaster: Madam, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do.
Marathi Girl: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej rahi hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.
 

Ik Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hoon.

Q. Jo insan hamesha hasta rehta hai usko kya kehate hai?
A. HUSMUKH.
Q. Jis insan ka hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho, usko kya kehte hai?
A. HUSBAND :(
 

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko kiss karne lagta hai.
Girlfriend: Abhi nahi, shaadi ke baad.
Boyfriend: Ok, jab tumari shaadi ho jae, mujhe bata dena.

Girlfriend: Will u marry me?
Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
 

Boyfriend apni girl friend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend: I'm falling in love.

Santa ek Sadhu se bola:  Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
 

Question:  Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
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Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!!

Haryanvi's Wife to Haryanvi: You are one in thousand.
Haryanvi slaps her and asks: Who are the other 999?
 

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!