Even paranoids have enemies.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Security depends not so much upon how much you have as upon how much you can do without.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.